Share your blog among 140 Million Users!

Do you want more traffic on your blog? How about popularizing your blog among 140Million facebook users? Yes, that’s possible now!

You can now share your blog posts on facebook. We just have completed the development of new widget of “Next Big Things” which is integrated with your blog now. You just need to do provide us your feed url.

Step 1: Register with http://apps.facebook.com/inventwheel (Next Big Thing)
Step2: Add Widget on profile. Just click “Add to Profile” button on right of inventwheel header logo.
Step3: Go to settings , and add your feed url.

Thats it !

Hope you will provide us a feedback to improve the widget.

Thanks
Inventwheel Team

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So LOVE is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. LOVE is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Keep Smiling :-)

Inventwheel goes live !

I am very happy to tell you that I have completed the development of inventwheel and now it is live.

Website URL : http://www.inventwheel.com
Facebook Application : http://apps.facebook.com/inventwheel

Well I won’t say it a beta launch (pre alpha term would have suited more) but still according to rule it is beta v0.1. If you have some spare time, visit it and let me know your views over it. I know there might be something I missed out.

OOOPs you must be questioning what I need to figure out there I don’t know about anything about website.

Basic Idea behind Inventwheel:
You might be knowing the life outside India where people has everything on web. They can shop, they can search , they can find their mates, they can pay their bills even they can do almost all the things on INTERNET except few . Internet surfing is something in my blood. While surfing I noticed that I have already achieved something. I made one database of websites which are very much popular in US and other countries but still it is not in India. I will post them one by one. Think what you can achieve by just reading some articles on inventwheel. You can start your own website based on various idea I will post there really soon. In between I want you to find out some innovative ideas and post for my website. You can also post your articles there.

Not only posting articles but you can also add your articles on your facebook profile just by clicking “add to facebook” ! You can integrate it with twitter, linked in and facebook.

Well I tried my best to serve you better but I know I would have missed somewhere. Please consider it a sincere request and report bugs if you find any.

Note: You might not find a lot of articles on website because its god fault. He gave me two hands only (bad joke!). As it is PRE beta launch and supposed to be launched on Christmas , so everything is in queue.

Did you really reached here ! Thanks for you patience.

Yammer (Twitter like messaging system)

I just came to know about “Yammer” from Techcrunch blog. Everything looks so clean and user friendly to me. I am currently using “Twitter”.

1. I couldn’t find any option from where I can invite people from different company/domain.
I think we should be given this option of inviting people in different company. Because people like me have 100s of contacts outside the company.

2. I believe no company allows you to access company mailbox after you leave them. So does it means that my yammer account will be of no use (as I won’t get any mail updates) if I changed my company. What about my old friend in previous company?

3. Most of us switches companies yearly. Is there anything which combines two or more profiles because these days nobody wants to maintain two account for same purpose.

Need to act now

http://biharflood.wordpress.com/

The situation of floods in Bihar is already unprecedented. What more, it is going to get worse. We don’t have time to blame the government machineries right now. The first priority is to save as many human lives as possible.

If you are leading any relief activities, or if you have any news about people stranded, please leave a comment or send an e-mail to biharflood@yahoo.com . Let’s try to coordinate our efforts to be as effective as possible.

Tum Se HI (Jab We Met) English Translation

It isn’t a gain but isn’t a loss either
If I don’t belong to you, why should I exist at all?
The day breaks only with you.
The dark nights comes with you, only with you

The breathe never ceases
Only you are part of every conversation, only you
It isn’t a gain but isn’t a loss either
If I don’t belong to you, why should I exist at all?

I am looking with your eyes
I am touching with your hand
There is nothing left in me, what happened?
I am speacking with your word
My nights are your greeting gifts
WHy did everything become yours, what happened?

Whereever I go,
It is only you that I meet, only you
There is silence in noise,
There is sight unconsiousness that you cause,ony you

Sometimes half a promise,
is more than just a half.
This is how I shall be faithful to you
May be it never be lost or discharged,
may be it never breaks or ruptures,
that thread of loyality that join me with you

I am you shy one
I am like that because of you, just because of you
The roads are found, the destinations are reached only with you,only with you

It isn’t a gain but isn’t a loss either
If I don’t belong to you, why should I exist at all?
The day breaks only with you.
The dark nights comes with you, only with you

Yahoo Messenger Offline or Invisible?

Really Good Finding at http://yahoo-invisible.ikitek.com/

Software to Detect the status of user: http://www.buddy-spy.com/files/BuddySpySetup.exe 

An article on how to know whether a Yahoo! Messenger user is really offline or in “invisible” mode.

When a user seems offline, in fact he/she may be online but with Invisible status (avoiding you?), but Yahoo! Messenger will show him/her as offline (the gray face icon).

Then, how do you know whether he/she is offline or online? Just follow these simple steps carefully. It’s really simple.

http://yahoo-invisible.ikitek.com/

Diwali Wishes

Daud …

Sehar ke is daud main daud ke karna kya hain
Agar yahin jina hain doston,to fir marna kya hain.

Pehli barisss main train late hone ki fikr hain
Bhool gaye bhigte hue tehanlna kya hain.

Serial ke kirdaro ka sara haal hain maloom
Par Maa ka haal poochne ki fursat kahan hain.

Ab ret pain nange pao tehalte kyun nahin?
108 hain channel, par dil behalte kyun nahin?

Internet par duniya se toh touch main hain
Lekin paros main kaoun rehta hain ,jante tak nahin

Mobile landline sab ki bharmar hain,
Lekin jigari dost tak pahooche aise tar kahan hain

Kab doobte hue suraj ko dekha tha, yaad hain!
Kab jana tha shaam ka gujarna kya hain

Toh shehar ke is daud main daud ke karna kya hain,
agar yahin jina hain, toh fir marna kya hain.

-taken from “Lage Raho Munna Bhai”

Some hindi tranlation of English Word

Sports:

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

General:

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

CIGERETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha

How to say the world you are in Love?

Windows Vista Desktop vs Linux Desktop ???

WU: You know I bought laptop today with windows vista installed in that. That is quite awesome. Windows Vista rules in desktop.

LU : Oh My god! Do you know I ordered a suit few days back.It cost me around $600. It is said that they are the leaders in suit making but it seems I wasted my money. Everybody says its a new design but It seems, I have seen the suit somewhere.I would have bought that from the known leaders of suit makers MM which only cost me $619 or I would have gone with my present suit which is far far better than anything I bought after that.

WU: What??Lets forget about the suit and concentrate on the windows desktop thing. I am explaining you the best desktop ever made in history.

• Did you see the icons? Wow, Its awesome. Totally different idea, glassy look to icons.
• Not only this see this taskbar thing, when you point your mouse on taskbar it will show the preview of the image. That’s great! isn’t it?
  
• Now just press atl+tab ..wow…See see! see that tab browsing. Awesome
• Now click on the taskbar preview at the quick launch.Oh my God!! Thats awesome. How one can even think that. So innovative! I am impressed.

LU –(yawning).

WU: Hey linux geek, listen to me. Its not time to sleep. I know why are you sleeping you dont have anything to say as linux can never make such a desktop . Hahahahah

(Poor Linux User)
LU : Yeah you are right. You rules. Now please let me sleep. I get tired of these silly things of yours. But you know I have one regret why did I bought that suit. I shouldn’t have wasted so much of money on that suit. They are endless shops available here and I chose that. Yuck.

WU: Not again! You are fucking caring about your suit. Get lost! I have various things still to explore in windows. I will make it better better and better.

LU: You will make that better better and better. Let me teach that I am interested. How would you make that better.

WU: See I have various options I can choose various styles.

LU : Can you make yourself one?

WU: Yea…ah! (muddled)…. It seems I cann’t make new but I can customize that to different styles.

LU: Hmmm, I wanted to implement one of my style. I can do that in my xbox.

WU: But still we have the latest design, better style made by some of the best minds which we can never think.

LU: But still you cant change anything according to yourself. Whatever! I am sleeping now.You watch this video and read the note that I kept on your table.

URL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZJYggXJOE

After watching this video. He read the note. Wu said “Forgive me. I will never buy any “SUIT….E” from THERE now.” and fainted.

Windows Vista and Ubuntu (Linux)

Bug in IPhone (Apple – iPhone)

Watch closely the movie between 2:25 to 2:45.

 

They opened up the album.Browse through the albums in horizontal mode.

 

Select an album

 

Played song from the selected album

 

Browse again through the albums

 

Get back to vertical mode.

Now see the browser get back to the song that was played in vertical mode not the current screen that the user were browsing (see snapshot above this).

 

 

Cricket World Cup Schedule

An up-to-date Cricket World Cup Schedule on a Google Calendar.

Enjoy..

Picnic fun @ Contata

[Fisrt Scene : In auto rickshaw]   Tring Tring…. Tring Tring……   [--1--] – “I am not picking it up, you pick it up.”   [--2--] – “Hi, where are you? Come fast. We all are waiting here for you guys?”   [--3--] – “We are on auto and will be reaching there in few minutes. Just wait for couple of minutes more.”   The auto stops at the red light just 20 meters apart from the company.   [--3--] -”Hey guys! Move on, rather than waiting for next 50-55 secs we can reach there faster.”   [--4--] -”Chill! They are not going anywhere without us.”   Everybody settled down and waited till green light turns on.   [--1--] -”Bhaiya! iss badi (??) building ke samne jo bus khadi hain wahan rokna?”   There was no one in the bus.   [--4--] -”It seems they are waiting for us.”   [--1--] -”No No, I think company must have hired two buses as 60-70 people agreed for the picnic. I think in one bus it is quite difficult to arrange 60-70 peoples. Lets clarify.”   One of them waived his hand just from outside the gate.   [--1--] -”Mangal ji, sab gaye kya?”   Mangal ji without saying a word , gave smile and pointed towards the reception.   We moved towards the reception.

[Second Scene : in reception room]   [--1--] -”OMG, what is that? Where is the crowd? “   [--2--] -”Hmmm, We are waiting for them only.” dejected reply from a girl.   [--5--] -”This is very wrong. Why should we wait for them. We were supposed to leave by 8:00. Its already 8:45.”   [--1--] -”Haan haan, He is absolutely right”. one of the three guys who just arrived seconded it.   +++++ Lesson ++++++ [These three people came late and they were accusing those late comers. Excuse me, you are also one of those, late comers...huh.] +++++++++++++++++   He continues ,”You know its seems every one is trying to misuse the flexibility of timing. They know, we will not leave till they come. So they really don’t care. Just by telling on phone that I will be late doesn’t really justify there coming late for picnic [?? company too]. They should have planned everything before hand such that they don’t get late.”   “It may be due to cold weather or late night sleep or late wake up problems which usually everyone has.”   “Don’t tell me, its because of cold weather, last time FIP team departed for Sultanpur trip at 5:00 am in the morning.”   “Hmm, its 6:30 am, remember? “   “K K, but its 9:00am already my boy?”   “See Mangal ji, Shilpi, Bhawna [ordered way] etc were here before time.”   “Even we don’t know whom we are waiting for”.   “You know people are very shrewd, most of the people who didn’t come know that they will not be able to make the trip but just for the sake that they will loose something that company is offering, they signed in the list.”   “No No, no all of them but there are some who might think like this.”   +++++ Lesson ++++++ “Yeah of course, but you are old enough to decide your priorities now. If you cant even decide such a silly thing, you are fool, aren’t you? I agree that some has agreed and didn’t come because of genuine problem but most of them didn’t come just because they don’t want to.” +++++++++++++++++   “Whatever lets forget about everything and plan what to do next? Shall we move?”   One big idea came from —– “Who decided this place for picnic? There is nothing to enjoy there. I think we can move out to some other place.”   “Why didn’t you attend the meeting when the place was decided?”   [Second Lesson: Peoples have always opinions and doubts after the meeting (after it has been decided). Better attend the meeting and contribute.]   “Well, I think we shall leave these things apart and move on?”   “Hey, Its already 9:15 I haven’t taken breakfast. Anybody have something to eat?”   “No we don’t have much, here are some biscuits”   +++++ Lesson +++++++ [Third Lesson: Bad Management, you could have bought some snacks so that peoples don't need to wait for breakfast at home and can reach company by time.] ++++++++++++++++++   Everybody get into the bus. Bus started to accelerate. Few of them waived hand towards Mangal ji.

[Third Scene: In The bus]   “BBye, Mangal ji.”   “We could have brought mangal ji with us. Why didn’t we bring him?”   Nobody answer. May be nobody has any answer for that.   I personally thought to bring him with us but I was not sure if I was right or wrong. So it was left unanswered.   “Driver ji, appko pick points toh yaad hain naah. Lajpat nagar, south ex, safdarjung , motibagh and gurudwara, dhaulakuan?”   “Why do we need to visit so many places. We can leave some of the pick points as we cant expect much people out there.”   +++++ Lesson +++++++ [Its better to keep your mouth shut than to open and prove that you are a fool.] ++++++++++++++++++   “Come on yaar, we can’t do this. They are waiting for us since a long time. We are late already for no reason.   “Hmm, What we can do is that we can say lajpat nagar people that we forgot to pick you up and coming back from dhaulakuan and vice versa.   [ Good One . At least everybody laughed at this joke.]

[Fourth Scene: 0 HOUR STARTED] (A bit personal attack, so please don’t mind it)   I heard it for the first time but it really sounds good. So all thanks to him “Zoheb” for this name.   “Dekho, koi dil par nahin lega,as 0 Hour started now. So Please guys control your emotions and lets participate in 0 hour event.”   One confirmed that there is no pick up from lajpat nagar. So we moved directly to south extension.   Our first pickup was waiting at the stop. He entered the bus. Opps!! he sat on the very first seat. It seems there is something very special in that seat. I cant see anything in that seat but it seems the there is something very special in the adjacent seat.   “Now the next pick point is about to come. Let us see if he is as lucky as him or not to get some special seats.”   On very next moment, every one put up handkerchief on their nose, it seems bus has just crossed some stinky place where good things are being burned and dirty things are coming up. May be when good things burns out, it smells more that bad things. After a little research we found out that the windows corresponding to “Special Seat” was open. We thought that we will be able to cross the foully place in few minutes but it didn’t happen. We even tried to close the doors, windows etc. Pour some perfume but it doesn’t help. Finally we decided to live up with that.   +++++ Lesson +++++++ But one thing was left unanswered, why do we burn good things rather than the bad one which don’t even smell and pollute the environment. ++++++++++++++++++   The gossip continues. I don’t know but I figured out some people who are not really enjoying the journey and 0 hour fun. May be because they are shy. I tried to cheer them up but no success. Suddenly I heard “CLICK CLICK”. Somebody among us got the camera. Opps!! I was wrong there are certain ways by which we can involve shy peoples. They were very much excited to get shot as they know dancing on bus, cracking joke wont last for long but clicks will be there for whole life. Dancing, singing, enjoying are stupid things [are they??]. May be they are right but by that context we 7-8 peoples were stupid.   [Personal thought - I hate getting clicked as I hardly get noticed in dark places .]

[Fifth Scene : At Golden Resorts, Rewadi ]   ######## Session First : Before Lunch   Finally after two and half hour journey we reached “GOLDEN HUT RESORTS, Rewadi”.   Now gals as usual move to the wash room [make up and all] and guys to the cafeteria to take breakfast with their dirty hands. We were supposed to take breakfast but after seeing the attitude of everyone (as it was already 12:00 noon) towards “breakfast” I changed my mood to take breakfast and did full fledged lunch.   Then we moved to cricket ground. That was really awesome. After such a long time I was playing cricket. Teams were distributed and match was started. Few of us don’t participated.   We (team in which I was placed) won the toss and Zoheb and Sanjay Sharma started to bat. Numbers of over were fixed to 10. They batted very well. Sixes and fours everywhere. But after 4 over. Rajeev sir told them to give chances to other team members too. But they said they will give returned hurt after 5th. But Sanjay Sharma got out before that and Zoeb gave retired hurt after 5th over. Now I was on the pitch . Opps bad shot. The ball is out of the field. Its not a six but out. DUCK !!!.   We in total made 77 (don’t remember) runs in 10 over.   [Some boasting : My CPA was cricket at IIT.]   I am not a good bowler but I thought as I didn’t bat well so bowling might help in getting my pride back to me. [ Dil par mat le yaar.]   +++++ Lesson +++++++ [Never do worst thing to cover the bad thing you did.] ++++++++++++++++++   Sanjay ji was more emphasizing more on wining the match and a girl was continuously saying to involve everyone in the match and give them chance and let them enjoy too. Finally after Rajeev sir come in picture everyone got the chance to show their talent. It was like a live “LAGGAN” going on. Everyone was showing different techniques to bat and bowl.   Main player of this match: Zoheb,Sanjay Sharma, Shilpi   Man of the match was given to “Shilpi” for taking 3 wickets in a over.   +++++ Lesson +++++++ Oops that should be WOMAN of the match. Not my fault, its male dominated society. ++++++++++++++++++   Zoheb the best batman for contributing 51 runs to the team.   Second team just made 17 runs (all wickets).   We played one more cricket match as everyone was not able to participate in the last match.   Main players of this match: Rajeev Sir, Sheetal Gupta, Vinay, Zoheb   Main of the match : Rajeev Sir   ######## Session Second : After Lunch   Then we move to cafeteria to take lunch. Lunch was very good. I was very much tired so didn’t really enjoyed lunch. I don’t know really know what happened at the main lunch table as I was on the separate lunch table.   After lunch we went to pool side. A family was already there at the pool side. As we have no prior knowledge that swimming pool will be there so nobody brought his/her swimming costume. We moved out that place. Then went to play musical chair.   Everybody was cheating including me. Specially a girl (who pushed three person out of the game). The final two was : 1. Sheetal Gupta 2. Shilpi Agarwal   Finally, Sheetal won the game.   After that we played lemon race , landgi race, kho kho and tug of war.   Winner of Lemon Race : Me Winner of Landgi Race : Satish ( I didn’t touched the line which was not noticed by anybody except Vinay whose nobody listened and accepted me as winner.) Winner of Kho-Kho : I don’t remember all names but opposite team.   After that we went to cafeteria to take evening snacks. Back Ground Song: Do (??) Dil Mil Rahe Hain, magar chupke chupke.. Not “two’ but it seems “6″ . I leave on you to figure out that.   Now its time to leave. We clicked and clicked and clicked to get everything in snaps which really we cant.   As fun, I was trying to fool everybody by giving them a empty packet of water. I did same with Swati and Sheetal. Swati kept that empty packet in dustbin but Sheetal throw it at me. And Swati got to see that. Ufffff.. She told me to pick that up and throw it in dustbin. I gave excuse that Sheetal did that, but she didn’t listen .I was confused to do or not to do, but finally I thought I should pick that up. After such a long time someone was scolding me for a good cause.   +++++ Lesson +++++++ We make India polluted, not India allow us to pollute herself. ++++++++++++++++++   If I have to rate who enjoyed the most in the trip as far as I could see were: 1. Swati [participated in every event] 2. Zoheb Khalid

[Sixth Scene : In bus, back to home]   We get into the bus and started to play antakshari. Result of antakshari : Tie [But I think we loose the game because the song I sung "Nam dara.Nam dara....Tere bina" was actually "Dum Dara Dum dara..Tere bina].I came to know about this last night only. Confirmed it from net today. A huge database of songs: Sabah and Bhawna [Really impressed]   +++++ Lesson +++++++ In between the journey, I felt that imitating good things (like dustbin case) also helps in getting better. I mean, if you imitate something good, even if you are not like that, it will help you to be like that after sometime. ++++++++++++++++++   There was also something very fishy going at the back of the seats. May be a serious GIRLY talk. “Guys are insensible and useless types..” [:D]. Finally we reached Contata and then back to home.

[ Purpose of the trip ??? ]   I think the purpose of the trip was not yet conveyed to everybody. Firstly, We were supposed to know each other and to build a Contata spirit. 60 (or more) people have signed the list, but there were only 21 peoples present. That is not only wasting the money of the company but also wasting the time of everybody. If we calculate the money that we have wasted on this trip that will be equivalent to three times we have used it this time. I think from next time onwards there will be more participation and more enthusiasm in junta regarding any trip.   Secondly, Though we enjoyed a lot but we could have done better than this. The place was a real bore. The committee should come up with better option than this where we could have more fun and more interaction.

Figure out person 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and of course 3 pairs [6 people] I don’t really take any responsibility of any weird guess by Contata junta.

 

 

 

 

 

Product 7 : Apple

 

Product 7
Products by Apple

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Price: $99,999.99

A strange, unknown product from Apple has been for sale on Amazon for over year : Product 7. The price is crazy ($99,999.99) but funnier is nobody knows what it effectively is. the big question comes from Macuser :

“Clearly this has to be a mistake. Why hasn’t Amazon corrected it?”

Windows: Open Directory with Command Prompt

its really hard to reach a directory in windows using a command prompt. It quite boring to type cd command againa and again.. Ok Ok you are smarter you can copy paste the whole path. .

Here is a simple solution.

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
Made By Sanjay Kumar
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell\Command]
@=”Open In Command &Prompt”
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell\Command\command]
@=”cmd.exe \\\”%1\\\”"

Copy paste these lines and save it as “command.reg”.

Purpose of this registry file:
Every time you need not to write these cd commands. Just go in the directory and right click and choose the option “Open In Command Prompt”. It will open the directory directly into command prompt.

Installation:
Double click on this file and install it. It will ask something related to registry key. Don’t worry it won’t harm your computer. When you are finished with the installation click on any directory anywhere in the system. When you right click on the directory it will show an extra option “Open With Command Prompt”. You change the option text as you wish. Change line number 4 for that.

Where it saves the registry key?
Open run command
Write “regedit” and enter.
HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell\Command\command

Quotes…..

1. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

2. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

3. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

4. You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?

5. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

6. Death is hereditary.

7. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

8. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

9. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

10. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

11. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

12. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

13. Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

14. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

15. If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

16. It doesn’t matters whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

17. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

18. “Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?”

19. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

20. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

21. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

22. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?”

23. Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

24. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Source of these quotes : http://www.indianchild.com/funny_quotes.htm

My Fav Songs

1. Tere Bina [Guru]

2. Maula Mere Maula [Anwar]

3. Yeh Hosla [Dor]

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Naina thag lenge

nainon ki mat maaniyo re
nainon ki mat suniyo
nainon ki mat maaniyo re
nainon ki mat suniyo
nainon ki mat suniyo re
naina thag lenge – 2 thag lenge naina thag lenge
naina thag lenge thag lenge naina thag lenge
jagte jaadu phukenge re jagte jagte jaadu
jagte jaadu phukenge re neenden banjar kar denge
naina thag lenge – 2 thag lenge naina thag lenge
naina thag lenge thag lenge naina thag lenge
nainon ki mat maaniyo re

bhala manda dekhe na paraya na saga re
nainon ko toh dasne ka chaska laga re
bhala manda dekhe na paraya na saga re
nainon ko toh dasne ka chaska laga re
nainon ka zehar nasheela re – 4
baadalon mein satrangiyan bonve
bhor talak barsaave
baadalon mein satrangiyan bonve
naina baanvra kar denge
naina thag lenge – 2 thag lenge naina thag lenge
naina thag lenge thag lenge naina thag lenge -2

naina raat ko chalte chalte swargan mein le jaave
megh malhaar ke sapne dije hariyali dikhlave
naina raat ko chalte chalte swargan mein le jaave
megh malhaar ke sapne dije hariyali dikhlave
nainon ki zubaan pe bharosa nahi aata
likhad parakh na rasid na khaata
nainon ki zubaan pe bharosa nahi aata
likhad parakh na rasid na khaata saari baat hamari – 2
bin baadal barsaaye saawan saawan bin barsaata
bin baadal barsaaye saawan naina baanwara kar denge
naina thag lenge – 2 thag lenge naina thag lenge
nainon ki mat maaniyo re
nainon ki mat suniyo
nainon ki mat suniyo re
naina thag lenge
jagte jaadu phukenge re jagte jagte jaadu
jagte jaadu phukenge re neenden banjar kar denge
naina thag lenge – 2 thag lenge naina thag lenge
naina thag lenge thag lenge naina thag lenge -2
naina