2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!.

Crunchy numbers

The average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 16,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 4 fully loaded ships.

 

In 2010, there were 4 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 101 posts. There were 6 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 279kb.

The busiest day of the year was February 20th with 79 views. The most popular post that day was Lyrics-Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna .

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were freakitude.com, howtohacktutorial.blogspot.com, search.conduit.com, google.co.in, and ifreestores.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for mere man ye bata de tu lyrics, amarok vs itunes, kabhi alvida na kehna lyrics, how to open windows directory, and notepad error.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Lyrics-Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna August 2006
84 comments

2

It’s ME!! February 2006
294 comments

3

Windows: Open Directory with Command Prompt February 2007
4 comments

4

Amarok vs Itunes May 2006
32 comments

5

Top 10 Laptops June 2006
2 comments

तुम बुरे हो

सब रूठे हैं यहाँ मुझसे, किसी के पास दो पल नहीं|

मैं आगे बढ़ा और हाथ बढ़ा कर पुछा “कैसे हो दोस्त?”, उसने कहा “तुम बुरे हो” |

यह देख हमने भी अपने दरवाज़े बंद किये |और खुद में सिमट कर रह गए |

एक दिन कोई दरवाज़े पर खड़ा दिखा |उसने हाथ बढ़ाया और मुझसे पुछा “कैसे हो दोस्त” |

हमने भी उससे मुह फेर लिया और कह दिया “तुम बुरे हो” |

This is an endless cycle. There will be a time when people stops knocking your door.This sounds very sad but this is how our societies are becoming day by day. Ask yourself how many good friends you have now, with whom you shared your life? 2-1-none. The reason is not that people are bad out there but we are not ready to accept anyone. Did you ever think, how much are you available for your friends when they need you. How many times you make them feel that, you are still looking ahead and you haven’t gave up on them, you are still there to hold his/her and walk through the difficult crossroads?

 

The way we are evolving {its evolving or dissolving, don’t know} is not really good for future generation. Get back in time, when you were a kid. How many times did you fight for you friend back then? How many time did you tell lies to your parents for them? How many times did you bring chocolate for them? Count the instances. Opps, we just grew up. We have become more practical and yes independent too.

This is not an advice but a fact.

Making a friend just need a little push, it is not difficult. Come on, Open up !

Endless-Strong Bond !!

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1122000, 1122001 1122002 11220003 1122004 1122005…..

</present>

<past>

One day my friend took me out of my room and sat with me in the balcony. We both sat with our legs hanging in the air and our legs were oscillating like a second hand of the clock. Its all very natural.

Suddenly, She stood up on the edge of the wall and asked me to hold her hand tightly and look at the sky. I was very much scared that she would fall from here so I hold her very tightly. I thought she got mad. I became angry and asked her to stop this madness and get back to room. But she insisted.

I was gazing at the sky and she was continuously looking at me.

After few minutes of deep silence she said :

“Count the stars”

I started counting….

” 1, 2, 3, 4,5, 6, ……..”

She came close to my ear and said .. ..

” When you are finished with the counting, leave my hand !!”

</past>

<present>

1122008…1122009…

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This is not the end of story guys !!!

I used to love these stories when I was at school …full of emotions, romance and dramatic stories. But with time I realize that this is not the end !! I will write the second half of the story very soon !

Opportunities to Success !

Hey dude, you wanna hear something funny?

There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said “Do you need help?” and the man said “God will save me”.
Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said “God will save me”, then he drowned and went to Heaven.
Then the man told God, “God, why didn’t you save me?” and God said “I sent you two boats, you dummy!”

यह जो छोटी सी कहानी अपने अभी पढ़ी , यह मैंने नहीं लिखी | उठाई हैं ,”Pursuit of Happyness ” फिल्म से | इसको पढने के बाद आपको शायद बहुत हंसी आई हो , वो जो डूब मर मारा उसपर नहीं , मुझपर ! आप सोच रहे होंगे की क्या पुराना माल सबको बताते रहता हूँ | पर मै एक बात पक्के से कहता हूँ जो में बताने वाला हैं उसे आपने नज़रंदाज़ कर दिया होगा |

यह जो हमारी जिंदगी हैं बहुत छोटी हैं | बस ७० साल की यह जिंदगी में हम दुनिया की सारी खुसिया लपेट लेना चाहते हैं | हम हमेशा सोचते हैं की कहीं से कोई शोर्ट कट मिल जाये और हम सीधे बड़ा आदमी बन जाये | मुझे भी बचपन में पैसे बनाने का बहुत शोक था | मुझे भी एक सपना आता था, जिसमे में देखता था , कुछ बदमास लोग पैसे लेकर भाग रहे हैं और पुलिस उनके पीछे हैं , और डर कर उन्होंने वह पैसे वाला बैग अपने कार के खिड़की से बहार फेक दिया और वह बैग मुझे मिल गया | सपने तो सपना ही रह गया ,अब उससे कुछ नहीं मिला तो बाबागिरी शुरू कर दिया|

में हमेशा से सोचता रहता था की मेरे पड़ोस वाले बाबा इतने ज्ञानी कैसे बने | शुरू तो हमने साथ में ही करा था फिर आज मै इतना कम ज्ञानी कैसे रह गया | फिर में ऊपर वाले को दोष देने लगा , उन्होंने ही मेरी वाट लगायी है , उन्होंने ही मुझे इतना छोटा बना कर भेजा हैं, उन्होंने मुझे ज्ञान पाने की क्षमता क्यूँ कम दी?

फिर उन्होंने कहा, “ये मुर्ख ! जाकर इन्टरनेट पर अपना मेल चेक कर , देख तुमने कितने assignment कॉपी करे हैं | मैंने तुम्हे वो सारी चीज़े दी है जो मैंने सबको दी है | बस तुम्हे उन सब चीजों को इस्तेमाल करना नहीं आया | तुम सिर्फ आगे बढ़ना चाहते थे पर तुम भूल गए आगे बढ़ने के लिए हमें अपने अन्दर कुछ शक्तियों का विकास करना पड़ता है | यह शक्तियां एक दिन में नहीं आ जाती | तुमने वो सारी शक्तियों के बीज को फूटने ही नहीं दिया | अभी भी समय हैं , द्वार अब भी सब के लिए खुला है | आगे बढ़ो, उन छोटी छोटी चीजों को नज़रंदाज़ मत करो, उनके साथ थोडा समय बिताओ, उससे कुछ सीखो क्योंकि एक किताब भी पन्नो का संग्रह है और हमें अगर किताब ख़तम करनी हैं तो हरेक पन्ना पढना जरूरी है | “

फिर मुझे एहसास हुआ , हम हमेशा बड़ी चीज़ के पीछे भागते रहते है और इस बिच हमारे जिंदगी में जो छोटी छोटी oppurunity आती हैं उसे हम नज़रंदाज़ कर देते हैं | उन छोटे छोटे चीजों को पूरा करने की खुसी हम खो देते हैं | एक ऊचे पहाड़ पर चड़ने की कोशिश में हम छोटी छोटे सीडिया भी चड़ना भूल जाते हैं | मंजिल तक पहुचने के प्रयास करने के वाजाय हम मंजिल को एक बार में ही पाना चाहते हैं | पर हम भूल जाते हैं सीडी सिर्फ चड़ने का ही जरिया नहीं पर एक आरामदायक स्थल भी हैं जहाँ हम थोड़ी देर बैठ कर आराम भी कर सकते हैं और फिर से ताज़े मन से ऊपर चढ़ सकते हैं | सीडिया हमारे लिए एक मापक यन्त्र की तरह भी काम करती हैं | हम सीढियों को गिन कर यह बता सकते हैं हम कितने ऊपर बैठे हैं | पर अगर जीवन में २ ही सीडिया हो तो हमारा जीना भी ० – १ में बदल जाता हैं | ० से १ पर अचानक से पहुचने की खुसी तो बहुत होती हैं पर वह खुसी क्षण भर के लिए ही होती है |
तो फिर भक्तजनो थोडा देर बैठ कर आराम से सोचिये की आपको चाहिए क्या इस जिंदगी से | फिर एक एक करके उनको छोटे छोटे कणों में विभाजित करे | फिर हर कण को धीरे धीरे अपने इस सुनहरी धागे {life} में पिरोये |

अब आप ताली बजा सकते है |
{चारो तरफ से तालियाँ ही तालियाँ | बाबा की चेहरे पर मुस्कान फिर से नज़र आती हुई | “खुसी” तो “खुसी” ही होती हैं क्यूंकि “खुशी – happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what. }

Belief : My way

Most (NOT ALL) of the rituals we follow, most of the stories we listen from our grandpa-ma are symbolic.. We all know infinite exists, nobody deny it. In this small life span we can’t find the reasons behind everything created using that infinite power. But the things;knowledge,feelings,emotions,thoughts; we all experience now is a modified version of that pure and powerful thing. We modified it to our level of understanding. But that infinite power whom we call “GOD” designed us in way that you can always talk to __ directly without any hindrance from ___ own created creatures, using prayers or meditation etc.

If I have to modify whole thing my way, treat that infinite power as your friend. Ask them to share their infinite knowledge with you. Hold __ and say I believe you and you should believe me too. I am not going to break your trust and similar things goes to you. If something wrong anyway, I would think that you have something better in your infinite pool of knowledge. And something goes bad on your side you will think the same. But be my friend always. Our friendship shouldn’t be affected by any means. No more third party involvement.

Fill in the blanks. I don’t want to associate any kind of gender to ____. Possible ans {him/her/ why not “it”?} .

I am coming !!!

I open my eyes for the first time and I can see some people around me.They are very happy and smiling. I want to touch them, hug them but I am helpless and I can just move my fingers but I can’t stand up on my knees, I can’t talk to them. I am just looking into their eyes and silently telling them to hold me in their arms so that I can feel them. I start to cry.

I don’t have any control now but I promise myself that I will live my life in such a way that when I will die everything remains the same except a small changes of roles, I will be smiling. !!!

Happy Children Day !!

Gifts for human !

We are are humans ! We have everything us. We are emotional, we are romantic, we can get angry, we feel happy, we feel sad, we have just too much of things to make our make our life special, spicy and worth living. Use all these feeling and make your life worth living. Life is a journey. Believe it !

Remember, you also have a god gifted video camera,your memories, don’t fill if with stupid things that makes your journey painful or you will run out of space !!!

Good luck and Happy Journey!!

Lovely Eyes !!

When I wake up in the morning !

Heart says “open your eyes first”..

Then those tiny lovely eyes say “If Heart is not open, I am of no use. I give you happiness only when your heart is there to feel everything I see !“

Serendipity

My friends sometimes make me feel sad but still I awe a lot to them….. You know why because whenever I am unhappy and sad, I feel like studying all day and when I study a lot it makes me feel good..See, they helped me intentionally or unintensionally in every way..

Bottomline: Make friends, it always helps.. !!

“sansor” baba on “Success”

बाबा सेंसर कहते है की —-  धयान से मन् लगा कर सुनीएगा !!! और अगर आपको ऐसा लगे की यह लाइंस आपके दिल तक पहुँच रही है तो  हरेक लाइन के बाद वाह वाह की धुन हमारे कानो तक पहुचने दीजियेगा !

मुझे पता है तुम कितना अकेला महसूस करते हो | पर यह याद रखना की जीवन के इस दौड़ मैं वही सबसे तेज चलता है, जो अकेला चलता है। हमें प्रत्येक अच्छा कार्य पहले असम्भव नजर आता है। पर तुम कभी यह मत भूलना की  ऊद्यम ही सफलता की कुंजी है। जीवन के इस मोड़ पर परेशानियों ने तुम्हे घेर रखा हैं ! सब पराये लगते हैं | पर तुम्हे इन परेशानियों से जूझ कर, लड़ कर आगे बढ़ना हैं| भाग्य मैं जो है  सो है पर यह याद रखना  भाग्य साहसी का ही साथ देता है और संकल्प ही मनुष्य का बल है। तो तुम निराश मत हो ! अपने शक्तियो पर भरोसा करो | तुम ज्ञान का सागर हो | तुम वो पहाड़ हो जो प्रचंड वायु मे भी विचलित नही होते।  “यू अरे स्पेशल , बिलीव इत !” सफलता बस अत्यधिक परिश्रम चाहती है। मेहनत, हिम्मत और लगन से कल्पना साकार होती है , मनोरथो से नही | तुम बस कर्म करते जाओ | क्योंकि कर्म करने मे ही अधिकार है, फल मे नही।
यह हमेशा याद रखना आपका बुद्धि ही आपका गुरु है। मैं आशा करता हूँ की आपका दिन दोगुनी रात चौगुनी तरक्की हो।

“यह वाह वाह की आवाज़ हमारे कानो तक क्यूँ नहीं पहुँच रही |”

Beautiful Moon, Sky and Mighty Sun

Well as my all technical things get shifted to my new website http://www.inventwheel.com and now I will use this blog as my personal blog where I will write about the life and my experience with it.

I wrote this when I was waiting for my friend to say me goodbye and she never replied back. Angry  Angry and too much angry with me.  Sometime we need to pay prices for our stupidity and this time I was paying. Slightly depressed  but I enjoyed that night.

Its 4:32 in the morning. I opened the door and a cold breeze passes by. It makes me feel too good. I could now listen to the temple song. There are only few morning when we experience this. I am waiting for the sun to come out and say “Good Morning” to me though I am still enjoying the beautiful moon. I want to see both both “the mighty sun” and ‘the beautiful moon” together. Moon friend “Sky” is silently telling me another great story. He said : I am dark and everybody hates darkness but still I want to be more dark because it pleases my friend Moon. Moon looks beautiful in my darkness.

Moon get so touched and replied back.. : I know you are not dark as I have seen you in presence of my friend Sun in early morning. He also told me that you sparkle like diamonds in morning. Your presence is endless.I want everybody to know that you are special to me also thats why I lit up infinite numbers of candles (stars) to make you more beautiful.

The super power “Sun” felt so good to see their friendship that he said : I will give you few moments to meet each other and it will be so special that everybody will love it and will call it “Dawn”. I will lighten up your dark friend “Sky” with my “LALIMA” and you will be there to watch him.

Share your blog among 140 Million Users!

Do you want more traffic on your blog? How about popularizing your blog among 140Million facebook users? Yes, that’s possible now!

You can now share your blog posts on facebook. We just have completed the development of new widget of “Next Big Things” which is integrated with your blog now. You just need to do provide us your feed url.

Step 1: Register with http://apps.facebook.com/inventwheel (Next Big Thing)
Step2: Add Widget on profile. Just click “Add to Profile” button on right of inventwheel header logo.
Step3: Go to settings , and add your feed url.

Thats it !

Hope you will provide us a feedback to improve the widget.

Thanks
Inventwheel Team

Inventwheel goes live !

I am very happy to tell you that I have completed the development of inventwheel and now it is live.

Website URL : http://www.inventwheel.com
Facebook Application : http://apps.facebook.com/inventwheel

Well I won’t say it a beta launch (pre alpha term would have suited more) but still according to rule it is beta v0.1. If you have some spare time, visit it and let me know your views over it. I know there might be something I missed out.

OOOPs you must be questioning what I need to figure out there I don’t know about anything about website.

Basic Idea behind Inventwheel:
You might be knowing the life outside India where people has everything on web. They can shop, they can search , they can find their mates, they can pay their bills even they can do almost all the things on INTERNET except few . Internet surfing is something in my blood. While surfing I noticed that I have already achieved something. I made one database of websites which are very much popular in US and other countries but still it is not in India. I will post them one by one. Think what you can achieve by just reading some articles on inventwheel. You can start your own website based on various idea I will post there really soon. In between I want you to find out some innovative ideas and post for my website. You can also post your articles there.

Not only posting articles but you can also add your articles on your facebook profile just by clicking “add to facebook” ! You can integrate it with twitter, linked in and facebook.

Well I tried my best to serve you better but I know I would have missed somewhere. Please consider it a sincere request and report bugs if you find any.

Note: You might not find a lot of articles on website because its god fault. He gave me two hands only (bad joke!). As it is PRE beta launch and supposed to be launched on Christmas , so everything is in queue.

Did you really reached here ! Thanks for you patience.

Yammer (Twitter like messaging system)

I just came to know about “Yammer” from Techcrunch blog. Everything looks so clean and user friendly to me. I am currently using “Twitter”.

1. I couldn’t find any option from where I can invite people from different company/domain.
I think we should be given this option of inviting people in different company. Because people like me have 100s of contacts outside the company.

2. I believe no company allows you to access company mailbox after you leave them. So does it means that my yammer account will be of no use (as I won’t get any mail updates) if I changed my company. What about my old friend in previous company?

3. Most of us switches companies yearly. Is there anything which combines two or more profiles because these days nobody wants to maintain two account for same purpose.

Yahoo Messenger Offline or Invisible?

Really Good Finding at http://yahoo-invisible.ikitek.com/

Software to Detect the status of user: http://www.buddy-spy.com/files/BuddySpySetup.exe 

An article on how to know whether a Yahoo! Messenger user is really offline or in “invisible” mode.

When a user seems offline, in fact he/she may be online but with Invisible status (avoiding you?), but Yahoo! Messenger will show him/her as offline (the gray face icon).

Then, how do you know whether he/she is offline or online? Just follow these simple steps carefully. It’s really simple.

http://yahoo-invisible.ikitek.com/

Diwali Wishes

Daud …

Sehar ke is daud main daud ke karna kya hain
Agar yahin jina hain doston,to fir marna kya hain.

Pehli barisss main train late hone ki fikr hain
Bhool gaye bhigte hue tehanlna kya hain.

Serial ke kirdaro ka sara haal hain maloom
Par Maa ka haal poochne ki fursat kahan hain.

Ab ret pain nange pao tehalte kyun nahin?
108 hain channel, par dil behalte kyun nahin?

Internet par duniya se toh touch main hain
Lekin paros main kaoun rehta hain ,jante tak nahin

Mobile landline sab ki bharmar hain,
Lekin jigari dost tak pahooche aise tar kahan hain

Kab doobte hue suraj ko dekha tha, yaad hain!
Kab jana tha shaam ka gujarna kya hain

Toh shehar ke is daud main daud ke karna kya hain,
agar yahin jina hain, toh fir marna kya hain.

-taken from “Lage Raho Munna Bhai”

Some hindi tranlation of English Word

Sports:

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

General:

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

CIGERETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha

Windows Vista Desktop vs Linux Desktop ???

WU: You know I bought laptop today with windows vista installed in that. That is quite awesome. Windows Vista rules in desktop.

LU : Oh My god! Do you know I ordered a suit few days back.It cost me around $600. It is said that they are the leaders in suit making but it seems I wasted my money. Everybody says its a new design but It seems, I have seen the suit somewhere.I would have bought that from the known leaders of suit makers MM which only cost me $619 or I would have gone with my present suit which is far far better than anything I bought after that.

WU: What??Lets forget about the suit and concentrate on the windows desktop thing. I am explaining you the best desktop ever made in history.

• Did you see the icons? Wow, Its awesome. Totally different idea, glassy look to icons.
• Not only this see this taskbar thing, when you point your mouse on taskbar it will show the preview of the image. That’s great! isn’t it?
  
• Now just press atl+tab ..wow…See see! see that tab browsing. Awesome
• Now click on the taskbar preview at the quick launch.Oh my God!! Thats awesome. How one can even think that. So innovative! I am impressed.

LU –(yawning).

WU: Hey linux geek, listen to me. Its not time to sleep. I know why are you sleeping you dont have anything to say as linux can never make such a desktop . Hahahahah

(Poor Linux User)
LU : Yeah you are right. You rules. Now please let me sleep. I get tired of these silly things of yours. But you know I have one regret why did I bought that suit. I shouldn’t have wasted so much of money on that suit. They are endless shops available here and I chose that. Yuck.

WU: Not again! You are fucking caring about your suit. Get lost! I have various things still to explore in windows. I will make it better better and better.

LU: You will make that better better and better. Let me teach that I am interested. How would you make that better.

WU: See I have various options I can choose various styles.

LU : Can you make yourself one?

WU: Yea…ah! (muddled)…. It seems I cann’t make new but I can customize that to different styles.

LU: Hmmm, I wanted to implement one of my style. I can do that in my xbox.

WU: But still we have the latest design, better style made by some of the best minds which we can never think.

LU: But still you cant change anything according to yourself. Whatever! I am sleeping now.You watch this video and read the note that I kept on your table.

URL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZJYggXJOE

After watching this video. He read the note. Wu said “Forgive me. I will never buy any “SUIT….E” from THERE now.” and fainted.

Windows Vista and Ubuntu (Linux)

Bug in IPhone (Apple – iPhone)

Watch closely the movie between 2:25 to 2:45.

 

They opened up the album.Browse through the albums in horizontal mode.

 

Select an album

 

Played song from the selected album

 

Browse again through the albums

 

Get back to vertical mode.

Now see the browser get back to the song that was played in vertical mode not the current screen that the user were browsing (see snapshot above this).